Though not released until June 28th, the pitch is this: Satirical Erotic Romance.
Clowning around isn’t all about red noses and rubber chickens…
For Ralph, birthday parties and frat houses only bring nostalgia
For a better time. A time when the world still cared about the craft.
Living in the past can be tiring with nothing to look forward to.
The princess. Struggling to make ends meet, she monetizes her
Best talent. The performance, plus the petticoats, hide her carnal desires.
Ralph’s mind forgets its woes when lust takes over,
Breathing new life into pores caked with white makeup.
Time fades away, but the party never needs to end.
One question remains. Can Ralph handle her wild ways?
Chuck this up with all the erotic Ted Cruz fan-fiction I’ve been meaning to get to.